my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Me, to 2yo: “Why are you making your brother sad?”
2yo: “I’m not. I’m making ME HAPPY!”
Me: “Be nice to him - he’s your brother.”
4yo: “NO HE’S NOT! I’m HIS brother!!”
It is not enough in this world to be kindhearted.